Cheeky guy from Soutwest London. I have been paddling out the puns since the cuck first crowed. But rather than let karma take its corset, I have decided to beat it and accept punishment. This way, I don't think I'll feel so ropey.
Seeking Female
| Gender | Male |
| Age | 35 |
| Location | UK, England: Greater London, Twickenham |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight |
| 🚻 Gender Expression | Masculine |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian |
| 💞 Relationship status | Single |
| ⭐ Star Sign | Taurus |
| 🚬 Smoke | No |
| 🍷 Drink | Sometimes |
| 💊 Drugs | No |
| 🍽️ Diet | I eat everything! |
| 🛡️ Safe Sex | Always |
| 🤸 Exercise | Regularly |
| 🏠 Meet At | Anywhere |
| 📏 Height | 5ft 5in (165 cm) |
| ⌛ Body Type | Muscular |
| 👁️ Eye colour | Gray |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Dark Brown |
| 🦵 Body hair | Bearded |
| 🎨 Tattoos | I've got some |
| 💍 Piercings | No, but I want some |
| 🖌️ Body Modifications | No, but I want some |